Super Awards

Nominated 10/02/07

Nominated 12/07/05

Awarded 1/03/02

..Keep in mind that we only accept a small amount of sites into the Humor Search engine, so wear your award proud!!!

26, May 2001

Awarded 26/05/01

It's our pleasure to inform you [that] your web site "Captain Safety" will be 'in the spotlight' at The Comedy Connection and the featured site on May-26-2001 [...] there is an award that goes along with our praise and admiration.

Congratulations,

Your web-site has been reviewed and selected for inclusion on the Best Humor Sites Ever!

Err...ummm..you actually want this award??? But... your site DOESN'T suck! Hmm... I guess if I look hard enough I can find something that sucks about it... lets see...

[ BIG PAUSE ]

I've found it! If I rub Tabasco in my eyes your site gets all blurry and I can't read a blasted word of it! That really does suck, man... you might want to get that fixed.

Anyway, my deepest sympathies because you've won!

Congratulations! Your site is listed in the HumorLinks directory.

..you can get priority or logo listing for as little as 10 US dollars? YippEE! can I please!! - Captain Safety

The movies have the Academy Awards. TV has the Emmies. It seems that every field of creative endeavor has an award that says "You've made it! You are at the top of your field and we salute you!"

Out of the hundreds of submissions & nominations received daily, we have chosen your site to be added to the pages of Amused.com! Either we loved your page, were dazzled by your good looks, or were bribed by your promises of sparkly jewellery and chocolate.

Captain Safety Site - super-hero Captain Safety presents handy hints for avoiding death, guilt, and responsibility.

Awarded 18/04/01

Your delightful Captain Safety Site: Because something on your page is so outstandingly cool, I would like to make a link to your page from my own page.