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Reckless Correspondence

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The following transcripts outline email conversations that I have had with the deadly Dr Reckless in his quest for world domination

The latest update that I have heard is that it all went sour and he has moved to Sydney

I still haven't heard from him in a year, but I haear he is a lot happier now!

Captain Safety ----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, May 23, 2000 12:52 PM Subject: Re:

Legendary!!!

I'm missing everyone heaps at the mo, haven't got time to do big community
e-mails but ask brooke to see the ones i send her - I think i'mgoing to india next week for 3-4 weeks so if i get some
time i'll update everyone. BIG KISSES AND HUGS FOR ALL!!

Dr Reckless


----- Original Message -----
Sent: Tuesday, May 23, 2000 1:07 PM


Ihope people are coming on okay and you aren't cursing too
much. I can honestly say it's better than working by a
loooooooooooooooooong
stretch!

I have to say again how insanely obsessed everyone here is with money and
work. In the singapore papers there are photos in the obituaries, and
there
is an abundance of middle aged businessmen dying of heart attacks etc.

Not me baby, this is one individual who ain't gonna die to make someone
rich! In germany i hear they are trying to introduce the 30 hour working
week, i reckon thats a pretty good idea. It really hits home how important
it is to live life for the pursuit of pleasure when you are surrounded by
people who have no lives outside of work. There is no recognition of the
need to stop and take note of the beauty of life or the pleasure gained
from
being with your family, or even taking part in a friendly( not
competitive)
game of sport. Everything is so capitalist - dog eat dog, get money etc
and
for what? No one here seems happy. This place is full of old people who
have
let their lives slip away only to realise the more important things in
life
are gone.

However at the same time, people enjoy creating their own econmic empire,
and have vast loads of cash. I guess it comes down to the individual,
however most people don't have a choice - everyone must join the rat-race.

Singapore might not be a long term home for me!

Cheers Dr Reckless xxxxxx

----- Original Message -----
Dr Reckless was always terrible at washing clothes and not shrinking them! Sent: Monday, May 22, 2000 8:52 AM
Subject: Re: hello again

i am happy baby, i'm just intimidated with the huge task i have ahead of
me.
I think i'll be spending about a month in india soon, travelling all over
the south and the north, recruiting students, doing presentations, opening
an office, taking care of sales reps, making reports on each city - all
with
the idea that kc (my boss) wants 200 new students in the next 3 months. I
will also be going to indonesia, kazakhstan, bangladesh, middle east
(dubai, united arab emirates), malaysia, maybe the seychelles, sri lanka and south
africa. Pretty daunting stuff when you consider these are all new markets
for the business and i will have to modify each presentation to fit each
culture. for example in india corruption is huge and i have to understand
that the bribing of govt officials is normal and that everything must be
suggested rahter than being told to the prospective students.
Tomorrow i'l' be corresponding with the education minister of the
seychelles
and preparing for the india excursion - if i'm allowed to get on with
things
of course! there is a norm here that once you sit down to do something you
get taken away to do something else which is very frustrating.

Still i'm going in with the philosophy of just going nuts and doing
everything to the height of my abilities. One can only try and do their
best.

Give all the single people a big cuddle from me, i hope they are doing better!

Don't be put off if i sound unhappy, again i'm just a bit shellshocked
but
i'll be okay (i am currently touching wood!)

Dr Reckless xxxxxxxxxxxxxx


----- Original Message -----
Subject: Re:
Date: Mon, 22 May 2000 09:42:27 +1200
From: Captain Safety To: Dr Reckless
I absolutely did..

http://captainsafety.orcon.net.nz

How the heck are you! Where are you? what have you been up to? How bad do
you miss us?

Kindest regards

Captain Safet


----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, May 21, 2000 1:21 AM
Subject: i miss you you

hello

Work here is the most important thing in people's lives. Even when they
socialise they talk about work - it's really unusual. Businessmen seem to
hold themselves above the rest as though they have a sort of divinity.

There is talk I'll be in Indonesia next week and India not far away. My
training is going to turn to poo which I'm really angry about. I'm soooooo
busy it's not funny. 12 hour days are not unusual.

I think 12 months will be my maximum stay here. Might try and get a job in Sydney.
My role here is international marketer. Have to go lots to the third world and
recruit people. The guy I'm going with kind of acts like he's made of cardboard.
Maybe he'll lighten up later.

Give my love to everyone at home. I so wish I was out with you all having
the loved up time of my life!

Don't find it unuusal if it takes me a while to get back to your e-mails
sometimes as I 'm really busy and I haven't stopped since I got off the
plane. They don't seem to care that we're tired.

Please send me big e-mails soon!

Big kisses and loves

Dr Reckless


----- Original Message -----
Sent: Sunday, May 21, 2000 11:59 AM
Subject: hello again

just saying hi again 'cause i have a spare mo. give my biggest cuddles to
ang, i hope she is feeling ok.

i have e-mailed Captain Safety twice now, but he hasn't replied - give him a warning
that reckless won't stand for laziness!

Lots of love

Dr Reckless

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----- Original Message -----

Sent: Monday, May 15, 2000 11:16 PM
Subject: First Sydney,then the World!

Hello safety, you poor excuse for a man!

Reckless here, informing you of my plans to eradicate manners from the
children of Sydney City!!!!

No more of that girly "please" or "thank you" crap - Sydney children of the
future will leave the table without excusing themselves, refuse to let old
people sit down on the bus and always have conversations in doorways!

Face it safety - nobody likes an anal safety officer who doesn't know how to
have fun! Sydney will be mine I tell you - MINE!!!!!!!!!!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH





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